August the Eighteenth

When you find you are talking to yourself, and have been for about two and a half hours, turn on some music. That will shut you up.

July the Fifteenth

Find a person you trust to tell you when it isn't okay to say what's on your mind.

Ex. "Jill, is it okay to Tweet "I think @JohnSmith has gained some weight?"

"No. That is only okay to say to yourself."

"Okay thanks!"

November the Sixteenth

When naming a pet, try to stay gender specific.

Ex. Bambi, the boy deer. Very inappropriate.

September the Twenty Seventh

If driving in a car, make every attempt to stop should the car in front of you stop.

March The Eleventh

If you have caller ID, don't answer the phone as if you don't know who it is. It's most likely going to be the person's whose name showed up.

March The Tenth

Avoid being accidentally creepy.

February the Twenty Eighth

Athletic competitions are about pushing physical and mental limits, not the validity of a nation.