16.11.10

November the Sixteenth

When naming a pet, try to stay gender specific.
Ex. Bambi, the boy deer. Very inappropriate.

27.9.10

September the Twenty Seventh

If driving in a car, make every attempt to stop should the car in front of you stop.

11.3.10

March The Eleventh

If you have caller ID, don't answer the phone as if you don't know who it is. It's most likely going to be the person's whose name showed up.

10.3.10

March The Tenth

Avoid being accidentally creepy.

28.2.10

February the Twenty Eighth

Athletic competitions are about pushing physical and mental limits, not the validity of a nation.

25.2.10

February the Twenty Fifth

In life and death situations, size is not always an indicator of victory.
Example: Parasitic infections.

17.2.10

February the Seventeenth

Don't apologize needlessly. Only things that can get you arrested warrant such displays of weakness.

11.2.10

February the Eleventh

To those unused to raging snow storms, if there is white falling from the sky go inside.

10.2.10

February the Tenth

Going to class is a good way to find out there will be an exam.

8.2.10

February the Eighth

Under no circumstances should maroon and gold be worn together.

7.2.10

February the Seventh

While you may be tempted to tell your very unattractive friends to piss off, it would be unwise to do so as they could become valuable assets.

4.2.10

February the Fourth

Concerning Shakespeare: The works of the Bard will immediately become more digestible if you liter the pages with modern expletives.

3.2.10

February the Third

Be wary of white guys; more often than not they turn out to be serial killers.

2.2.10

February the Second

While I have many pieces of wisdom to share, today, the inaugural piece of advice would be to maintain realistic expectations when titling things that include a unit of time by adding the word "maybe". Ex: Maybe Daily Wisdom